Jumbled Writings – in which The Swedish Writing Fairy rambles about books, yarn, writing, mental disabilities and um, sports.

Tweets in June

June 4th, 2009
* 13:30: I’ve got new plants; lemon thyme, basil and something that’s… uh, purple and pretty. How long until I kill them? Place your bets NOW.
* 13:31: Also, if you try to sell me a 3000 SEK camera claiming it’s the only one in the shop with a macro? I’M NOT BUYING ANYTHING FROM YOU. Wanker.

June 7th, 2009
* 16:06: DN says I’m to vote for Miljöpartiet today. I’ve got five hours to decide if they’re right.

June 8th, 2009
* 01:52: Voted. It’s sad when 48% vote and it’s considered a good thing. 6% up from last time. Also, there is a PIRATE PARTY. Yes, seriously.
* 17:43: Vårdcentralen kan ju äta mitt bajs. And that’s the nicest possible way to put it.
* 18:14: Translated to Soccer Speak (not English, thank you), that would be: “Stick that up your hole, cunts”. Thank you @zeft for that one.

June 9th, 2009
* 19:01: I have lemon chocolate chip cookies, The Demon’s Lexicon and the worst period cramps EVER. Well, two out of three isn’t bad…

June 10th, 2009
* 18:35: I’m in that sort of mood where you seriously contemplate punching somebody in the face for saying hi. So yeah. Don’t say hi.

June 12th, 2009
* 12:34 Today I am watching this on repeat. Makes the world more shiny. http://bit.ly/pNBEO
* 23:36: I just cleaned out two garbage bags of clothes, size 12 and down, from my closet. I feel FREEEEEEE!

June 15th, 2009
* 11:57: RT @maureenjohnson: More proof the BMI is total rubbish: http://kateharding.net/bmi-illustrated/ Too many think they’re fat when they’re not.

June 16th, 2009
* 11:38: Awesome post on choosing not to have children: http://bit.ly/iHoQk

June 18th, 2009
* 00:17: RT: another set of pics, please be careful, not for the squeamish: http://www.flickr.com/photos/fhashemi/sets/72157619758530748/
* 10:16: Awesome blog post about “fat”(ugh) heroines in books – size 24 is not a death sentence – http://www.powells.com/blog/?p=7113

* 16:08: Grumpiest of all grumpy days. If I were a cartoon character there would be a black cloud over my head.

June 19th, 2009
* 20:26: Two weeks ago I bought four plants, tweeting for bids of how long they would be alive. Erm. Here’s the result: http://twitpic.com/7tjja
* 20:26: Things I found when I was cleaning and can’t bear to throw out. I THINK this was supposed to become a bag. http://twitpic.com/7tjf3

June 20th, 2009
* 12:10: Interesting clip on clinics pretending to be family planning clinics to prevent girls from having an abortion – http://bit.ly/gDKNj
* 19:23: http://bit.ly/f4fGj – in Swedish, sorry loves.

June 21st, 2009
* 22:08: Writing up a storm!

June 23rd, 2009
* 10:41: @tansyrr I knew you would crack sooner or later!
* 11:41: The sleeves are equal length, I promise. http://twitpic.com/83fex
* 11:53: Bought tickets to see @amandapalmer. In EDINBURGH. Clearly I am insane. Well, I always wanted to go to Scotland…
* 15:30: Dear Swedes, where oh where can I find nutritional yeast? Hälsokostaffärer?
* 23:23: Iran’s best soccer players “retire” after wearing green… http://bit.ly/3AWF

June 26th, 2009
* 01:43: It’s so hot that I’m dragging my fan from room to room. Reminds me of my first winter in Florida, and almost freezing to death.
If I let my book get any longer it will morph into a three dimensional form and EAT MY FACE as I sleep.
(Tansy says it did that six months ago.)
* 14:41: @tansyrr You know, that would explain so much…
* 16:45: Amount of money spent on books, yarn and fabric this month: 1850 SEK. Holy hell. It’s a good thing I don’t get out much!

June 27th, 2009
*12:57: Craving homegrown carrots, raspberries and potatoes. Oh, and lemon meringue pie.
* 14:16: @goddamncherry Kom heeeeem och ät citronmarängpaj med mig! 😀
* 18:58: Hmm, I did get baby carrots and lemon into my dinner. Now I just need some meringue and potatoes (ha! lovely combo) and all is well.

June 28th, 2009
* 18:07: @dicotyledon Di, “pregnant with soup” might be my new favourite expression. It even beats “knackered”.
* 18:21: I am hooooome in the land of no people. There are lots of pretty flowers and homegrown berries, though, so I’m all good. For about two days.

June 29th, 2009
* 12:32: Article about the Swedish health care system – so awful, and so true. In Swedish, sorry loves! http://bit.ly/15s6nh

June 30th, 2009
* 12:31: Been to two grocery stores hunting for tofu. Neither of them knew what it was. Heja landet!
* 12:52: @dicotyledon You can get quorn and other fake meat products easily, but I prefer tofu. Not a vegan anymore, but I like the texture better!
* 13:26: @itsfine2009 Alltså, så jävla sant. Får fan fel på Sverige på sommaren. “Jamen, semester? Då tar jag paus i min depression, thanks.”
* 18:33: Bästa musiken på svenska just nu? Behöver NYTT!


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